Jordanian Terrorists on Trial Demand Their 72 Virgins
The Word Unheard out of Amman, Jordan, today is that the nine terrorists on trial for the thwarted attempt to blow up Jordan's Intelligence Headquarters with conventional/chemical truck bombs have demanded to be executed.
“God, and no one else, is our master. We wish to be executed,” they shouted out in the state security court.
“The verdict is ready so why put us on trial,” said the defendants, including alleged ringleader Azmi Jayussi.
Patience, my little warriors. Soon enough you will learn that scrogging 72 young virgin girls before God in Heaven is illogical and just as sinful as scrogging 72 young virgin girls before midnight in Amman.
The hearing was the first time the Not-So-Nimble Nine were officially read the charges against them. The same charges were also levied on Abu Musab al-Zarchawi and two others in absentia. The trial is set to begin March 2nd.
When The Word Unheard moves to its own domain and Moveable Type, this post will be migrated and catagorized under Humor, not Terrorism.